Movie Reviews Archive
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Adventureland Movie Review and Trailer
Posted on December 14, 2010 | No CommentsWow, welcome to my life! Of course my version was on the Jersey Shore, the drinking was illegal because we were 15-20, there was no college involved, and it was... -
Absence of Malice (1981) Movie Review with Original Trailer
Posted on December 12, 2010 | No CommentsPaul Newman is one of my favorite actors of all-time, and I have always really liked Sally Field. That is what makes it hard for me to understand why I... -
Zack and Miri Make A Porno (2008) Movie Review
Posted on June 21, 2010 | No CommentsWell, they did it to me again. They snuck in another romantic comedy. However, this is a whole new breed of romantic comedy. Much better than the usual type. This... -
Howard the Duck (1986) Review
Posted on June 8, 2010 | 1 CommentHoward the Duck Review – A Movie Quacktacular! Ridiculously unbelievable? Yes, of course. Entertaining though! Many people have ridiculed me for actually liking this movie for years. To them I... -
My Best Friend’s Girlfriend (2008) Review
Posted on June 4, 2010 | No CommentsI didn’t set out wanting to watch this movie. I just happened to catch part of it one night. The part I caught was the wedding scenes. I sort of... -
Undead or Alive (2007) Movie Review and Video Clip
Posted on June 2, 2010 | No CommentsI saw this movie listed in my DirecTV program guide, and saw James Denton and Chris Kattan as its stars. It made me very curious to see what it was... -
The Breakfast Club Review
Posted on May 31, 2010 | No CommentsThe Breakfast Club fast became the quintessential teen movie since its 1985 release. John Hughes, quite frankly, was a genius. You will see me review many of his movies as... -
Midnight Meat Train takes no passengers
Posted on July 17, 2009 | 2 CommentsCLIVE Barker hasn’t enjoyed a hell of a lot of success in recent times when it comes to how his stories have been adapted for the screen. The horror author’s... -
No Vacancy allowed for pathetic Wilson
Posted on July 4, 2009 | 2 CommentsLuke Wilson, what the hell are you doing man!? You really need to have a serious talk to your agent. -
Sick, twisted, Funny Games is enjoyable
Posted on June 30, 2009 | 4 CommentsFunny Games is a disturbing, and at times frustrating and infuriating, but overall entertaining thriller, which is probably just the result German writer-director Michael Haneke wanted. A scene-for-scene remake of... -
Wanted film adaptation has desired effect
Posted on June 30, 2009 | 2 CommentsWhat would The Matrix be if you replaced Laurence Fishburne with Morgan Freeman and killer machines with daddy abandonment issues? The answer is Wanted. -
Miller’s poor direction haunts The Spirit
Posted on June 8, 2009 | No CommentsAs creator of such classic graphic novels as 300, Sin City and The Dark Knight Returns, Frank Miller is a true legend in his field – and he should stay... -
Abrams’ Enterprise bargaining pays off
Posted on May 25, 2009 | 3 CommentsI’ve never been much of a Star Trek fan. Always been in the Star Wars camp when it came to picking sci-fi sides. You could say I know more about... -
Taken on a fast and furious rescue mission
Posted on May 23, 2009 | 1 CommentBryan Mills could not have asked for a better way to get his cold-hearted bitch of an ex-wife off his back and at the same time reconnect with his teenage... -
Uwe’s Seed spawns Boll full of disgust
Posted on May 13, 2009 | No CommentsIt just gets worse. I’ve seen three Uwe Boll films now. Three too many. I actually rented Alone in the Dark (2005), starring the washed-up Christian Slater and sagging Tara... -
The movie that made this viewer sigh
Posted on May 11, 2009 | No CommentsNot sure about it being The Day The Earth Stood Still. It may have been still but it was more due to the fact it was put to sleep. While... -
In Bruges. Glad to have visited
Posted on May 4, 2009 | No CommentsDon’t be too fooled by the ice-cream. In Bruges is a quirky black comedy with an emphasis on the black. In fact, it is a film that possesses the darkest... -
Quarantine locks in chills, keeps out frills
Posted on April 19, 2009 | 3 CommentsFOR a movie I really only grabbed off the DVD shelf ’cause there was absolutely nothing else worth picking up, Quarantine was a surprisingly good scare flick. I had heard very... -
Bank on The Lookout for a thrilling ride
Posted on April 7, 2009 | No CommentsFOR a young actor who made his name playing an alien in 133 episodes of the quirky television sit-com 3rd Rock from the Sun, Joseph Gordon-Levitt is coming of age by portraying... -
Just one moment for clown Amusement
Posted on April 6, 2009 | No CommentsCan one scene make a movie? Not usually, and it certainly didn’t make low-budget straight-to-DVD horror Amusement. But there is one moment in this run-of-the-mill scare flick that could be...
