37 Vampire Films That Really Do Suck

 
Vampire movies have been around almost since the dawn of movies. The entire genre has proven to be harder to kill than the bloodsuckers themselves – no matter how hard some have tried over the years.

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Sep. 17, 2009 | Action, Comedy, Horror, Lists, Movies | No Comments

Midnight Meat Train takes no passengers

CLIVE Barker hasn’t enjoyed a hell of a lot of success in recent times when it comes to how his stories have been adapted for the screen.

The horror author’s works provided the basis for a string of feature film hits (Read more. . .)

Jul. 17, 2009 | Horror, Movie Reviews, Movies, Thriller | 3 Comments

An American Werewolf in Remake … Sadly

REMAKE is becoming a real dirty word. Just about every time I hear it these days I shudder. ‘Shit, what next?’ I think to myself. What movie next will those unimaginative, unoriginal Hollywood producers get their mitts on. Well, now (Read more. . .)

Jun. 29, 2009 | Horror, Movie News, Movies | No Comments

Uwe’s Seed spawns Boll full of disgust

It just gets worse. I’ve seen three Uwe Boll films now. Three too many.

I actually rented Alone in the Dark (2005), starring the washed-up Christian Slater and sagging Tara Reid, a few years back, and then stumbled across House of (Read more. . .)

May. 13, 2009 | Horror, Movie Reviews, Movies | No Comments

9 Films Featuring the Creepiest Rabbits

RABBITS are supposed to be lovable cuddly little critters like the ones in that appeared in Alice in Wonderland, Bambi … and Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

But, no, not these below. These are some of foulest, most frightening furry foes that have appeared in (Read more. . .)

Apr. 24, 2009 | Action, Animated, Comedy, Horror, Lists, Movies | 3 Comments

13 Films Featuring the Lamest Robots

ROBOTS have been appearing in cinema almost since the birth of cinema itself. You can go right back to 1926 when what is widely regarded as the first, and for some time, the most well-known robot appeared on the big (Read more. . .)

Apr. 23, 2009 | Action, Horror, Lists, Movies, Science Fiction | 2 Comments

Quarantine locks in chills, keeps out frills

FOR a movie I really only grabbed off the DVD shelf ’cause there was absolutely nothing else worth picking up, Quarantine was a surprisingly good scare flick.

I had heard very little about the film so certainly wasn’t getting my hopes as (Read more. . .)

Apr. 19, 2009 | Horror, Movie Reviews, Movies | 3 Comments

9 Movies Featuring The Creepiest Clowns

WHAT is it with clowns? They are supposed to be amusing characters who bring joy and laughter to people’s lives. But for some they do anything but. In fact there will be some people who will not even want to (Read more. . .)

Apr. 6, 2009 | Horror, Lists, Movies | 3 Comments

Just one moment for clown Amusement

Can one scene make a movie? Not usually, and it certainly didn’t make low-budget straight-to-DVD horror Amusement. But there is one moment in this run-of-the-mill scare flick that could be classified as a genuine spine-chiller.

Especially if you have an aversion (Read more. . .)

Apr. 6, 2009 | Horror, Movie Reviews, Movies | No Comments

Freddy to wake from Nightmare slumber

Jackie Earle Haley as Fredd?

Everything old is new again in Hollywood – especially when it comes to horrors.

Cult ’70s and ’80s slasher flicks being rebooted is becoming the norm.

First it was the daddy of them all, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Read more. . .)

Mar. 5, 2009 | Horror, Movie News, Movies | No Comments