37 Vampire Films That Really Do Suck

  Vampire movies have been around almost since the dawn of movies. The entire genre has proven to be harder to kill than the bloodsuckers themselves – no matter how hard some have tried over the years. . START THE COUNTDOWN HERE . It is constantly regenerating. A new vampire flick is a hit in [...]

11 Useful Corpses From The Movies

We’ve seen plenty of dead bodies in films throughout the years but most of them are really just for ornament value. The stiffs featured here know how to earn their keep in their respective movies, serving a genuine purpose in all manner of ways …

11 Not-So Shakespearean Actors Doing Shakespeare in 11 Not-So Shakespearean Movies

Almost 400 years after his death, the work of The Bard, the great William Shakespeare, continues to be adapted for the big screen at an amazing rate – by all and sundry.

11 Questionable Remakes & Their Status

Hollywood is continuing its unrelenting push for everything old to become new again – even those not so old.  While remakes have been around since the start of last century when A Wringing Good Joke (1899) got such treatment the following year, they have been coming thicker and faster with each passing decade. Some are [...]

13 Cyborg Films That Need Termination

In Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines, Arnold Schwarzenegger’s character describes itself as being a cybernetic organism. We know his type better as simply ‘cyborgs’. The Oxford Dictionary describes a cyborg as ”a person whose physical tolerances or capabilities are extended beyond normal human limitations by a machine or other external agency that modifies the body’s [...]

5 Crazy Plots for the movie Spider-Man 4

The rumours about what form the next Spider-Man movie will take have been circulating ever since the credits rolled at the end of the lame Spider-Man 3. That was even before a fourth installment had even been authorised. But two years on, the wheels on the old Spider-Man bandwagon are starting to crank up with [...]

7 Predator Movies We Probably Won’t See

You may have recently read that hot shot director Robert Rodriguez (Sin City) is planning to reboot the stand-alone Predator series, in a big way. While he may only be producing the project, he will be very hands-on, helping to bring a movie many of us have waiting many a year for to life, Predators. [...]

7 Great Sci-Fi Films About UFOs and Aliens Popstar Robbie Williams Should Enjoy

What happened with ‘lovin’ angels instead’ Robbie? Most would know now about British pop singer Robbie Williams’ UFO fetish. As a bit of a nut when it comes to things from outer space myself, I commend him for being so public about his new love affair. Apparently his obsession led to the break-up of his [...]

11 Professional Killers Who Prove a Hit

Hitmen, assassins, call them what you will. They have made for some entertaining movie characters over the years. Some just plain funny, others downright scary. Tom Cruise for instance in Collateral is a little of both. Big Tom’s never really been known to strike fear into the hearts of viewers - even when he was a blood-sucking [...]

9 Films Featuring the Lamest Alien Visitors

However Keanu Reeves is remembered for his performance as interstellar messenger Klaatu in the remake of The Day The Earth Stood Still (just released on DVD), the character itself will remain one of the greatest extra-terrestrial visitors in film. He was played by Michael Rennie in the original 1951 version of TDTEST, which, surrounded by [...]

9 Films Featuring the Creepiest Rabbits

RABBITS are supposed to be lovable cuddly little critters like the ones in that appeared in Alice in Wonderland, Bambi … and Who Framed Roger Rabbit? But, no, not these below. These are some of foulest, most frightening furry foes that have appeared in film. The list is not confined to ‘real’ rabbits, but, still, doesn’t include the [...]

13 Films Featuring the Lamest Robots

ROBOTS have been appearing in cinema almost since the birth of cinema itself. You can go right back to 1926 when what is widely regarded as the first, and for some time, the most well-known robot appeared on the big screen via Fritz Lang’s sci-fi classic Metropolis. Even if you haven’t seen the legendary silent-era [...]

9 Great Films Featuring Bank Robberies

I’ve only just seen the 2007 release The Lookout, a subtly powerful film that revolves around a bank heist. And it got me thinking ’so what are the best movies involving bank robberies?’. So, here they are below – in this writer’s humble opinion anyway. Most are movies specifically about the robbing of banks, while others may have simply [...]

9 Movies Featuring The Creepiest Clowns

WHAT is it with clowns? They are supposed to be amusing characters who bring joy and laughter to people’s lives. But for some they do anything but. In fact there will be some people who will not even want to look at this post — and not just because it’s been compiled by yours truly [...]

5 Badass Non-Human Heroes (v Predator)

Predator is said to be taking on the poncy residents of 19th century England in a new film Pride and Predator. Obviously a piss-take (and being promoted that way) on the classic Jane Austen novel, Pride and Prejudice, it goes into production later this year and is being produced by Elton John’s Rocket Pictures. While it’s [...]

7 Actors to Play MacGyver – Vote Now

MULLETS are back in fashion, so why not MacGyver. Though, I’m not sure the cult television character renowned for his inventiveness and bad hair was ever really in fashion was he? Regardless, the man who got out of jams for eight years on the small screen (1985-92) is about to make a comeback – on the [...]

9 Spoof Movies That Are Actually Funny

SPOOF and movie are two words that just don’t go together these days. A succession of downright deplorable productions that have been served up like a quickly slapped together Big Mac have given the entire genre a bad name. They just get worse and worse. In 2008 we were fed the terrible trifecta of Disaster [...]

13 Movie Shootings Designed To Shock

Let me start by saying this post is not for the faint-hearted. The scenes can be quite confronting. Then again, they’re only movies for God’s sake. And such was their impact that they also went a long way towards ensuring their movie became one of the greats of all-time. They are designed to blow you away - as [...]

12 Stages in the Evolution of Watchmen the Movie

One of my favorite web pages to visit is the trivia section for a particular movie on The Internet Movie Database. I know, I know, what a geek!    But, hear me out. Alot of times it will provide information about that film’s development – what director was earmarked to helm it before he got [...]