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37 Vampire Films That Really Do Suck

Posted on September 17, 2009 | No Comments
Vampire movies have been around almost since the dawn of movies. The entire genre has proven to be harder to kill than the bloodsuckers themselves – no matter how...
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Gamer Spielberg says Halo to new project

Posted on August 9, 2009 | 1 Comment
Steven Spielberg’s love of gaming may soon be felt on the big screen in a big big way. The Hollywood heavyhitter is said to have his sights set on bringing...
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Trailer takes us back to Gilliam’s world

Posted on August 8, 2009 | No Comments
WHEN Terry Gilliam is directing anything can happen – in front of or behind the camera. Creative is one word to describe the former Monty Python member. Unfortunate is another....
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Hex likes a Fox in new comic adaptation

Posted on July 23, 2009 | 2 Comments
IT could be the new Beauty and the Beast. But really this is Jonah Hex, the latest comic book character to be adapted for the big screen. We have Josh...
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Weight over for Christian Bale’s latest role

Posted on July 22, 2009 | 1 Comment
Christian Bale is set to star in a remake of Jason and the Argonauts – as the skeleton army. Nah, just kidding. But, if there is one actor who could...
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Looking forward to visiting Shutter Island

Posted on July 21, 2009 | No Comments
Just like he did with Robert De Niro for many years, Martin Scorsese is building up quite a powerful partnership with Leonardo Di Caprio.
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Midnight Meat Train takes no passengers

Posted on July 17, 2009 | 2 Comments
CLIVE Barker hasn’t enjoyed a hell of a lot of success in recent times when it comes to how his stories have been adapted for the screen. The horror author’s...
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Reynolds gets Green light from Warner

Posted on July 11, 2009 | No Comments
In an interesting move, Warner Bros. has given the much sought-after role of The Green Lantern to Ryan Reynolds. The former sit-com star who has been slowly but surely making a...
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11 Useful Corpses From The Movies

Posted on July 6, 2009 | 5 Comments
We've seen plenty of dead bodies in films throughout the years but most of them are really just for ornament value. The stiffs featured here know how to earn their keep in their respective movies, serving a genuine purpose in all manner of ways ...
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Surrogates gives life to futuristic thriller

Posted on July 4, 2009 | 3 Comments
The Surrogates is the latest feature film about to be released that has been adapted from the pages of a comic. And allows its star, Bruce Willis, to wear hair again.
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No Vacancy allowed for pathetic Wilson

Posted on July 4, 2009 | 2 Comments
Luke Wilson, what the hell are you doing man!? You really need to have a serious talk to your agent.
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Sick, twisted, Funny Games is enjoyable

Posted on June 30, 2009 | 4 Comments
Funny Games is a disturbing, and at times frustrating and infuriating, but overall entertaining thriller, which is probably just the result German writer-director Michael Haneke wanted. A scene-for-scene remake of...
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Daybreakers more appealing than Twilight

Posted on June 30, 2009 | 1 Comment
I AM not one who has jumped on the whole Twilight bandwagon. In fact, I won't be upset if I go through the rest of my life without ever seeing the film I'm led to believe is about horny teenage vampires.
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Wanted film adaptation has desired effect

Posted on June 30, 2009 | 1 Comment
What would The Matrix be if you replaced Laurence Fishburne with Morgan Freeman and killer machines with daddy abandonment issues? The answer is Wanted.
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An American Werewolf in Remake … Sadly

Posted on June 29, 2009 | 1 Comment
REMAKE is becoming a real dirty word. Just about every time I hear it these days I shudder. What next? I think to myself. What movie next will those unimaginative, unoriginal producers of Hollywood get their mitts on.
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11 Not-So Shakespearean Actors Doing Shakespeare in 11 Not-So Shakespearean Movies

Posted on June 26, 2009 | No Comments
Almost 400 years after his death, the work of The Bard, the great William Shakespeare, continues to be adapted for the big screen at an amazing rate - by all and sundry.
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G.I. Joe looks explosive, but will it bomb?

Posted on June 22, 2009 | No Comments
I was a massive toy collector when I was a young boy in the '80s. But, I never got a G.I. Joe action figure. I was more of a Masters of the Universe or Transformers fan.
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Latest remake should be a real howler (meaning a laughably stupid blunder)

Posted on June 22, 2009 | 1 Comment
TEEN Wolf looks as though it will be joining the painfully long list of movies getting the remake treatment.
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Crowe in driver’s seat of new Robin Hood

Posted on June 17, 2009 | No Comments
Looks as though director Ridley Scott is putting a new 'spin' on the legendary Robin Hood tale with his upcoming big screen adaptation. Out are horses, and in come ... jeeps?
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Mickey just whip it, whip it real good

Posted on June 13, 2009 | No Comments
You would expect Mickey Rourke to be a bit more capable than Jeff Bridges when it comes to kicking some ass. And it looks as though it will be the...
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