5 Badass Non-Human Heroes (v Predator)

March 24, 2009 by sgt-pembry
Filed under Action, Lists, Movies, Science Fiction

Predator is said to be taking on the poncy residents of 19th century England in a new film Pride and Predator. Obviously a piss-take (and being promoted that way) on the classic Jane Austen novel, Pride and Prejudice, it goes into production later this year and is being produced by Elton John’s Rocket Pictures.

While it’s an interesting idea, if it is in fact the Predator of the dread-locked, fishnet-wearing variety, wouldn’t he enjoy himself more by being presented with a better fight. He loves a challenge after all. The thrill of the hunt.

What’s he going to have to contend with? Getting hit over the head with a top hat?

No, send a Predator into Kashyyyk, homeworld of the Wookie, or maybe Los Angeles sometime between 1984 and now to try and kill John Connor, or present day Colorado to see how he fairs against the Bureau for Paranormal Research and Defense, or maybe Detroit in the not-too-distant future to take on the local police department, or better yet, into a certain swamp, once upon a time …

So, in the tradition of Aliens v Predator, may I present these possible (tongue-in-cheek) films …

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